There’s nothing like the feeling of sharing your parenting pain with millions of others. I mean, who else can empathize with that screaming, yelling, adorable, perfect, little mini-me over there? That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the best parenting tweets from the last week and dished them up for your guilty pleasure. You’re not alone.
Oh the comments you get from your #toddler when you take her with you to the OBGYN.
— Rachel (@busymommymedia) October 27, 2014
4 is singing “Let It Go” and replacing every word with “butt”. *cancels paternity test* — The Jacquio (@160books) October 27, 2014
Sometimes when my kid is talking to me, I imagine him as a cute talking squash and then I giggle.
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) October 27, 2014
Parenthood is: Spending hours making a costume that will go unseen bc you bundle up the kid head to toe to go trick-or-treating in the cold. — Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) October 30, 2014
Married sext: Can you transfer money into my account?
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 30, 2014
I heard my 7-yr old daughter yell out “Cue the battleship!” in her sleep & now I’m jealous because her dreams are a lot cooler than mine.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) April 2, 2014
If you like eating, shitting, and showering at superhuman speeds all while enjoying none of it, then maybe parenting is for you. — Creed (@novicefather) September 20, 2014
I’m glad you’re sooooo happy! But just do that over there.
— Weese Jr. (@Thee1_4U) November 1, 2014
The only benefit of being sick is the inability to smell at diaper changes. — OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) November 1, 2014
Today seems like the perfect day to teach my kids all about candy taxes.
— TKOyahyoubetcha (@terio1429) November 1, 2014